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11:03am August 16, 2014
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11:02pm August 13, 2014
  • every single time i write sins not tragedies starts playing: haha, ohhhh this song. man oh i shouldnt sing it this time i havent heard it in so long. naahh not gonna do it. i dont even remember how it- OH, WELL IMAGINE, AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR
10:32pm August 13, 2014
sir-doge-swaggington:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.


Chris Pratt is my new god

sir-doge-swaggington:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

Chris Pratt is my new god

10:05pm August 13, 2014
delva:

Bailey ended up following Daisy and I on our walk today so they’re both just as tired as each other

delva:

Bailey ended up following Daisy and I on our walk today so they’re both just as tired as each other

9:33pm August 13, 2014
ineedpsychologicalhelp:

thegirlwhoswamwithsharks:

Germany’s coming for your ass, justin.

The entire world has simultaneously decided to stop putting up with his crap. It’s about time. 

ineedpsychologicalhelp:

thegirlwhoswamwithsharks:

Germany’s coming for your ass, justin.

The entire world has simultaneously decided to stop putting up with his crap. It’s about time. 

9:14pm August 13, 2014
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9:04pm August 13, 2014

onlylolgifs:

How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener

8:35pm August 13, 2014
Closed his eyes and sank it!
8:05pm August 13, 2014

intoasylum:

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harry potter | text posts

7:36pm August 13, 2014

teapotprincess:

thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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Majestic creatures.

7:06pm August 13, 2014
abitsmartassy:

this is the greatest headline i have ever seen

abitsmartassy:

this is the greatest headline i have ever seen

6:37pm August 13, 2014

barfpop:

before discovering Lana Del Rey

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after discovering Lana Del Rey

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6:07pm August 13, 2014

rooster-tumble:

Achievement Hunter: Michael Jones
Find more here.

5:38pm August 13, 2014
t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)
Lynx footsies are mostly floof


He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)

Lynx footsies are mostly floof

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He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

5:08pm August 13, 2014

psychvamp25:

shownspencer:

Psych & Tumblr

Best show ever